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Posted 13/01/2010 13:52


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just thought some of our friends abroad might like to see this;

This is a Satellite picture of the UK taken this week.

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Hampshire Lodge of Emulation 1990 Lodge of Instruction.

 

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Posted 13/01/2010 15:20


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Aye, welcome to Great Brrrrrritain.  Put the kettle on for a nice warm cuppa tea.

Simon

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Posted 13/01/2010 15:24


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Burrrrrrrrrr

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Posted 13/01/2010 16:04
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Can we have it in colour, please?
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Posted 13/01/2010 16:51


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Today here in Michigan we are starting our January thaw. By this time next week we will be in the forties and the snow will be gone. But we still have February and March, two months known for heave snow and cold.

Tom Cherup
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Posted 13/01/2010 18:26


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eric384 (13/01/2010)
Can we have it in colour, please?

ROTFWL   .. that IS in color. They got that much snow.

Yup. it will snow again in Feb just before I have to be back up there.  Mark it on your callendar. LOL 

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Thanks for reminding why I left the UK. Down here in Perth it's mid-30s Celsius and going up to the low-40s at the weekend. Thank goodness for air conditioning.

Daves

The Carrington Lodge (WAC 363)
Western Australian Lodge of Research (WAC 277)
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Posted 14/01/2010 13:12


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A friend of mine in Nevada is saying about the same thing to me. Though not quite that warm.

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Posted 16/01/2010 21:51
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Diary of a Pommie immigrant in Perth

August 31st:
Just arrived and settled into our new home in Perth, Western Australia.
Now this is a town that knows how to live. Beautiful sunny days and warm
balmy evenings. What a place. I watched the sunset from a deck chair on the
verandah. It was really beautiful. I've really found my home. I love it
here.

September 13th:
Really heating up. Got to 35C today. Not a problem. Live in an
air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to
see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.

September 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms
and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawns for me. Another
scorcher here today, but I love it.

October 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 35C all week. How do people get used to
this kind of heat? At least today it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.

October 15th:
Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed
three days work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though,
got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

October 20th:
I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
By the time I got back to the hot car for lunch, Kitty had died and swollen
up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $3000 leather upholstery.
I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Whiskas and cat
shit. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

October 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant f**** blow dryer. And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the blink and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needed to order parts.

October 30th:
Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. Bloody $600,000
house and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here.

November 4th:
It's 38C degrees. Finally got the ol' air-conditioner fixed today. It cost
$1500 and gets the temperature down to 25C, but the bloody humidity makes
the house feel like it's about 30C. Stupid repairman. I hate this f****
place.

November 8th:
If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to f***
throttle him. F***heat! By the time I get to work the car's radiator
was boiling over, my clothes are soaking f**** wet, and I smelled like a
baked cat.

November 9th:
Tried to run some messages after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black
leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my f**** arse was on fire. Ilost
two layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my f****
arse. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked cat.

November 10th:
The weather report might as well be a f**** recording. Hot and sunny.
Hot and sunny. Hot and f**** sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for 2
damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.
Doesn't it ever rain in this damn f**** place? Water rationing will be next., so
my $5000 worth of palms just might dry up and blow into the fuckin pool.
Even the palms can't live in this f**** heat.

November 14th:
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 41C today. Now the air-conditioners
gone in my car. The repairman came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you
today?" My wife had to spend the $2500 mortgage payment to bail my arse
out of jail for assaulting the stupid bastard. F*** Perth! What kind of sick
demented f*** idiot would want to live here?

December 1st:
WHAT??? This is the first day of Summer???? You are f*** kidding.........


Keith

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Waikato Lodge of Research 445

Taupo, New Zealand
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Posted 16/01/2010 23:19


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Which Perth is that, Keith - here in Perth WA it's cold and wet in July, August and September. Doesn't start warming up until late October. We need warm nights in November to get the Frangipanis to bloom, then it starts to warm up in December; Jan, Feb and March are hot, then it's back to warm in April. Best climate in the world. BTW the last time I got sunburnt was in Auckland NZ!

Now I do realise that this is a joke, but it would have been far funnier if your opening was "A Kiwi arrived in Perth WA ..." Probably less funny if it opened, "A Paddy/Jock/Taffy/Frog/Kraut/Eyetie .. arrived in Perth WA. But not funny at at all if it opened with "A well I'll leave you to insert the racial epithets for yourself ...

Now I am a proud Pom (stands for "Perfection of Mankind" after all), but I do take exception to jokes being considered funny if they are about Pommies (or Kiwis for that matter), but racist if the the object of humour is a Paki, for example. Humour based on race is simply not funny unless you are prepared to make yourself the object of the joke.

I shall now go and put the AC on - it's in the low 40s today, but when the Fremantle Doctor blows in from the South West this afternoon, it'll be delightful.


Daves

The Carrington Lodge (WAC 363)
Western Australian Lodge of Research (WAC 277)
Bassendean RA Chapter (WAC 20)
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